- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

You're a frog

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

dick dick dick... frogs

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