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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a black man? Black

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Rebecca Black's career.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what's black and can't swim?

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A woman leaves the kitchen.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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