- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Do you love me? No.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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