I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

These Jokes suck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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