- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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