Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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The Morman Religion.

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Anti Joke

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