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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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