What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Dislike this.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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9/11

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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