im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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