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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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everybody loves raymond

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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