- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

wanna hear a joke? yes

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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