- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Where's my tractor?

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Women's rights

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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