- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

what did the old lady die of old age...

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

How many fingers do most people have? 10

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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