- Anti Joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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