- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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