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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS! Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Obamacare

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Nice belt.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

A black man walks Into a bar.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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