Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Womens rights

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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