What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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