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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet