What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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noah is a scrub jungle

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What comes after 69? 70

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