- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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