- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

what tall and looks like a jew?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

this is not a joke.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Women's Rights

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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