Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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