What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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