A man walks into a bar Ouch

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What comes after 23? 24.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...