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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Womens rights

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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