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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Jayden Eccles

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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