How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

women's rights

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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