Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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