A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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