Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Women's Rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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say cheese

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whats 69+2? 71

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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sdfrgtyuki

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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