- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Jewwy Jewstein

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Mullets

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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