What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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