- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Woman's Rights

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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