What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

thumb_up thumb_down +18

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Sarah Palin

thumb_up thumb_down +18

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops