- Anti Joke

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty