Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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