what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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That's what SHE said!

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