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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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