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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Womens rights

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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