- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

A man killed himself.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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