- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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