- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What's the difference between a duck?

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Knock knock What?

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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