Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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no pun intended

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Sixty... eight

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Anti Joke

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