whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Sarah Palin

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Women

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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all jokes aside...

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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