- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

The Moon Landing.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

You and your parents are going to die today

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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