Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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