Daym im romantic

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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PEANIS!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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