First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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God. God.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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