- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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