Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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I'm sn otter

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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canadians

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Anti Joke

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