- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

VAGINA.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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