- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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