- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Potassium? K.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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