- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What's white and gluey Glue

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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