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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

There's my tractor.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

whats worse than jonny james obviously

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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