Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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long in the tooth!

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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