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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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