Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Vagina cream... end of story

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Xzibit

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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