children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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poop

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Caca.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Superman vs Batman real fight: Batman: Hmm I believe that Superman might want to fight m*squish* Batman explodes in a bunch of meat as a blue and red blur is seen fly by. Extended Edition: Batman: Hah Superman I got kryptonite gloves so if you would just stand close to them for about five minute...*squish* Batsack of meat left we see nothing because Superman is FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET. They are probably gonna go like every fucking crossover, first they squabble and throw a few punches for five minutes, then they realize that the LAX LADDER LEX LUGER AND LEX LUTHOR brothers made up some fake story so sups and bts kill each other while they blow up the world, so Btz, and Soup end up beating them up... Moral: "PFF! BATMAN HAS BEATEN UP SUPERMAN AND THE HULK IN THOUSANDS OF SHlTTY NON CANON STORIES!" (In where the one with the Hulk described the hulk to have the instincts and combat skills of a "dumb, animal like confused ape" yes actual quote, Batman punched this confused green ape across a door and kept beating "The Hulk" up as he ran around in "animalistic fear and "rage" receiving random kicks by Batman, then Btz throws some capsule that turns into a fishbowl with no oxygen that chokes The Hulk (supposedly to death) in a few seconds... The Hulk can like hold his breath for YEARS in space, (but you know these lethal fishbowls)

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Anti Joke

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