- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A black person walks out of KFC

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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