Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Bags of delicious poop.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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